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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Countdown to the Feud


Spazzy, spazzenstein over here is so excited. Why? Oh my god I can't believe you forgot! Tonight's the night. The night that might change my life. Really, change your life? Are you going to finally get laid, because that would probably shut your ass up. Well, no, probably not change my life & tonight is not going to have any layage but still, it's gonna be awesome. I get to fulfill my dreams of playing "The Feud" (Family Feud for all you who didn't get the memo) complete with "woot"ing & jumping & competing for who's the better family without having to go on television & look like an asshole.

God must love me so much because it put ballet & the Feud on the same night. What did I do to deserve this royal treatment?
And you wanna hear the cherry? I'm taking an ice cream cake from Cold Stone as my "ticket" & Brownie Batter ice cream. I just decided on the Brownie Batter. This is because I really want some, not really for anyone else.

Survey says it's gonna effing rock.

5 Comments:

Blogger Ajax said...

I felt sad for Richard Dawson when became host of that show. You could see it in his eyes, how sad it mad him.

"I used to be on Hogan's Heroes, and now I'm doing this crap every day?"

Lets play the feud.

I felt bad for the show when Louie Anderson took over. You could see it in the show's eyes.

"I used to be hosted by Richard Dawson, and now I have to be hosted by this loser?"

When I was a kid I wished my family would be on that show. But there were only four of us. Fuck.

So I went on 'Dance Fever' instead.

2:03 PM

 
Blogger the pants said...

i loved the show when louie anderson took over, it was so fucking gross and he told the worst non-jokes ever. i love fat retards. they should start it again and have philip seymour hoffman host.

3:56 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Richard "Al Borland" Kerns is the host now & it's on at like noon. This pisses me off because a. my vcr doesn't work b.feel totally bad calling in sick to work to watch the feud & c. don't even think they make video cassette tapes anymore. Goddamnit, I need tivo.

4:12 PM

 
Blogger ica said...

Ice cream cake, TONIGHT? I think I'm going to be there. Man now I have to think of a snack that semi holds up to that.

5:08 PM

 
Blogger Conti said...

Ice Cream Cake. GOOD ANSWER! CLAP CLAP CLAP GOOD ANSWER!

1:32 AM

 

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