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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

What did you think of Candide?

Wow. What a week. This has been like the best week in I don't know, a few weeks or months or whatever. Consistantly best. I feel like I can almost count on the awesomeness to keep up, which I'm pretty much already guaranteed.

Turns out that I get a part in the Nutcracker, I'm not just silly chorus anymore. Uh uh. No sireebob. I'm Clara's mom. This means that I get to wear an extra special & pretty dress & prance around the stage like a queen. Isn't that awesome? I sure think so. Plus, I'll have a special place on the program. It'll look like this...

Clara & Fritz's Mom.....................................Emertron

Awesome? Yes. THEN guess who called & told me that she's in Green Bay & has Friday off & will be in Chicago? COLLEEN!!!!!!!

Sunshine personified.

We haven't seen each other in like 3 years & we get to spend the whole day together on Friday at the Art Institute & dancing around the Loop & we're gonna have a sleepover on Friday night. This is BY FAR the awesomest news that I've had in at least 6 months. Maybe even all year.

So in order of celebration, last night we went to see these guys here & then went downstairs to listen to him play records. Mind you that the cherry was that it was ALL FREE. That's right, no cover charge. Sweet ass. Mr. Sleeve must be psychic because I really wanted to hear some Motown & he played some. And he played the Phoenix which made me so happy because remember how I met the Phoenix at Smartbar & was trying to welcome them to America by speaking Spanish (yeah, they're French & speak English)? So we drank High Lifes because we were celebrating and what better way to celebrate than to drink the champagne of beers & dance around & take pictures. Note to self: get a photobooth.

So Saturday night we all decided that we're gonna go karaoke & make assholes of ourselves. You should come with & make an asshole of yourself, too. It'll be fun.


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7:34 PM

Blogger erin said...

i'm totally going to your rectial. that is awesome. i was in the nutcracker in first grade. i had to wear a flower on my head.

1:14 PM

Blogger emertron said...


3:33 PM

Blogger The Innominate Blogger said...

candide is hillarious, that's what I think

11:18 AM

Blogger The Innominate Blogger said...

but voltaire was prolly a dick

11:18 AM

Blogger emertron said...

First, aren't most philosophers dicks?
Second, I already know that you like Candide. We went over this about a year and some months ago after a Buddy Nuisence show right before we watched a bunch of Bjork videos at like 2 a.m.

2:06 PM

Blogger Conti said...

Clara's mom is a MILF

5:29 PM


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