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Saturday, November 05, 2005

16 ounces of love

Ha ha. Why don't they market it as drinking a pound?

I'm in love. I'm in love with an illusive man. His name is Connor. I never know what he will do next but he loves to kiss me. Ah. Love. How glorious.

You know what else I love? Beth Orton. But I guess that's a who, huh? Her voice is like honey. Just sweet enough but not an overkill of sweetness.

An' if I never saw the sunshine bay,
Then maybe I wouldn't mind the rain.

Time to go back to the party. Kiss kiss.

14 Comments:

Blogger nk said...

Keep kissing.

10:16 AM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Will do. It happens to be one of my favorite hobbies.

11:12 AM

 
Blogger erin said...

did you blog this AT THE PARTY??? because they don't even have the internet there. I AM SO CONFUSED!!! are you able to blog BY MAGIC while simultaneously smoking cigarettes and cleaning up vomit??? wow you're even better than mandy wanna be my new wife?

1:21 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Yes, Erin. I am a magical carcinagin-filled, barf-cleaning machine (and managed to drink 6 beers in the process). If you would like to know the secret of these amazing capabilities, please send me $10,000 and a lock of your hair.

Although your offer is tempting, I do clearly remember writing that I'm not ready for marriage yet a couple posts back. Sorry. I will let you know when I am.

1:46 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

I take back that last comment. I will be your wife if you win me a chance to meet the Golden Girls. For reals.

2:37 PM

 
Blogger Ajax said...

1. I recently saw a Bea Arthur movie from 1971 where she was basically playing the same character that she played for the next 10,000 years. It was called "Lovers and other Strangers" and I totally recommend it.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0066016/

2. I kissed a girl once.

3:29 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Yeah? What was it like?

5:16 PM

 
Blogger Ajax said...

It was a lot of fun. Also notable for being Diane Keaton's first film role!

5:41 PM

 
Blogger Ajax said...

Oh, the kissing? Watch out, now I have babies.

5:42 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Thanks for the heads-up, Ajax. I'll make sure I get on that. Or get off that. Or, um, yeah.

5:50 PM

 
Blogger ica said...

Wait...at the party when I said "ARE YOU BLOGGING?" you REALLY WERE?

6:51 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Yep.

10:34 AM

 
Blogger Spo said...

I'm very happy for you Em and impressed by your blogging at all hours and places ability

be careful with beth orton though - she does turn into a bit of a whining banshee after too much listening

5:07 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Yeah. Another similarity to honey...small doses!

5:16 PM

 

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