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Thursday, December 01, 2005


Wanna know what I do most mornings?


Okay, then. I won't tell you.


So I have an assignment at work. It's a very special assignment & I probably shouldn't even be telling you about it but I will. Sssssshhhhhhhh...secrets! Ha ha. Just kidding. It's totally no big deal.

Operation Photographer.

Yeah, so in between stuff being sent to me for Monday's deadline I'm walking around taking pictures of these science guys (& 2 science ladies) to put up in a Faculty Directory. And man, oh man, are they adorable & hilarious. It's really quite endearing. 2 of them have asked if I could wait for a couple days since they were going to go get haircuts but didn't want the picture right after the haircut so they wouldn't look silly. A couple have wanted a 'jungle theme' & positioned themselves among a bunch of plants (one of which was the cute, young, hot-to-trot prof who I'm all 'Tarzan & Jane?' no, not really i just was all shy & like 'um, do you like any of these?'). One of them wanted me to take a picture of him with his molecule. Another one wanted a small stuffed whale in the picture (he's the one who comes into my office & farts loudly & pretends nothing happened) & then read me quotes out of the Webster's Quote Book for like 45 minutes & looked up my initials in the Medical Acronym Dictionary.

Early Memory, Ejection Murmur, Electromagnetic, Emergency Medicine, Erythema Multiforme, Erythromycin...just to name a few.

So that doesn't really take all that much energy since it's just pointing & shooting & smiling & listening to Thanksgiving stories, so my mind starts to wander. Lots of different stuff comes into my brain but I stay focused on one thing in particular...dinner. See, I made egg salad last night after America's Next Top Model (THANK GOD JAYLA'S FINALLY GONE!) only I didn't make it as well as I usually do. It needs more salt. So that left my tastebuds expecting more. Yearning for something & the orange just didn't cut it. So now I'm sitting, waiting, obsessing over what I want for dinner. Should I make pasta? ice cream? soup? maybe all of them? And then I think of the time & preparation which would go into any of them, right, since the kitchen's still not totally clean from Saturday night. But then I think hhhmmmmm....I could do laundry & clean & make dinner at the same time. But if I do that, then swimming after work wouldn't be such a great idea because I would end up staying awake until like 1 a.m. because I'll get distracted & we all know how the 2nd half of doing laundry take 3x as long as the first half with the folding & all, which I don't want to do. But I do want to swim, I think. So where does that leave us? Is there an us? What if I'm taking everything out of context.

I'll probably end up getting some Taco Bell.


Blogger Conti said...

You know I really love egg salad but I don't eat it very often. I don't know how to make it. Will you please share your recipe?

1:54 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Sure. What's your email? It's a little long.

1:56 PM

Blogger Conti said...

3:23 PM

Blogger Ajax said...

Wow, that is a crazy self-portrait!

1:00 PM

Blogger nk said...

I think you should get a picture of a mathematician with a number.

4:35 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Ajax: the pink brings out my eyes, yes?

NK: that will be my next mission. I know people in that department. Maybe I'll go around to all departments & get their 'mascots' & post them.

4:39 PM

Blogger ica said...

That photo is unbelieveable.

Hey my schedule should be way open later this week, like probably Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah, I'm suggesting NUEVO LEON BABY!

8:11 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Shitcha!! You have a date for Thursday. Wednesday being America's Next Top Model & all, which you're welcome to attend, too.

1:32 AM

Blogger JaG said...

I wish we had Taco Bell in Holland :(

12:18 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Hash bars & no Taco Bell? Has the world gone mad?!?!?!

2:20 PM

Blogger The Innominate Blogger said...

Nuevo Leon? I had better get a phone call.

8:59 AM


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