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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Life isn't all Flowers & Sausages, You Know

No, no it's not. It is, though, sometimes falling asleep at your desk after a sushi/Naked juice lunch. Whoopsies!!!

Quite obviously, today's a waiting day. Waity waity wait. You know what that means? BOOOOOOOOOO-RINNNNNNNNNG. So I've been filling my time up with important catch ups (after a whole bunch of shit got done, leaving me with zippo) such as asking the preggers lady if she's ready to pop, throwing things into Nick's hair until he notices & brushing up on television sitcom theme song lyrics.

Streaks on the china, never mattered before, who cares.

So I got to thinking about the past & the future while in the present. Pretty sure that's about when I nodded off for a second. Anyhow, I was thinking back in the way back like 2 nights ago back. Wow, it's Wednesday, what ever happened to Monday & Tuesday? Ha! Monday night was fun. Know why? Because it was totally different than most Monday nights. Most Monday nights are jam-packed with plies & attitue turns & stuff. Not this one. This one was packed with, well, not that stuff! Now, don't get me wrong, I love Monday nights. They're right up there with Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights. But it's fun to shake it up a bit.

Con & I decided to take in a flim. Yes, a flim. We watched Proof, which was totally taped around here & I was like 'OMG! I live there! Gwyneth Paltrow & Jake Gyllennndkw;rieworall were totally in my back yard!' Goddamnit, Jake Gyllensjoepwqruiall was in my backyard & I didn't hit on him? Shame on me. After the flim we were hungry. We had a taste for curly fries, naturally.


And guess who I run into like right away? Falcon Chris. Remember Falcon Chris? He walked all beeboppy & did that Brazilian fight dance thing. I totally hadn't seen that dude since he was all 'hey, I'm going to India because blah, blah, blah something about irrigation systems or whatever (that's when I stopped listening)' & then he'd speak in Hindi & I'd be like 'woah, dude. I know TWO things in Hindi & one of them doesn't even make sense for me to say it because I don't have a weiner'. So Falcon Chris is back around these parts. Ha! He's funny. But in that doesn't-really-mean-to-be-funny way, which isn't really the best way to be funny but whatever. So we got our curly fries & mushroom sammiches & stuff & sat down & caught up. Con & I ran into more friends, too, which was cool. It was like a last-year reunion but nobody knew that it was going to happen. But we probably should have guessed because it was Wing Night at the Pub & lots of people go there just for that. Then the odds beat us again & our awesome night took a turn for the worst...

Although we were only there for about 2 hours we did hear Jungle Love...twice.

It's driving me mad. It's making me crazy.

This should NEVER EVER EVER happen. EVER. If the curly fries hadn't been so good I would have made more of a stink. I kept my mouth shut this time.

Moral of the story: monopolize the jukebox.


Blogger Jaysie said...

so the rumors are true. a little bird (baugh) told me you were at the pub, eating it up without me.
shame on you.
happy waiting day! yay!

9:47 AM

Blogger Spo said...

you were lucky - falcon chris + powder blue = entertainment overload

1:56 PM

Blogger Sean said...

agree. I monopolized it on friday evening. Hall and Oates, Eddie Money, Stevie Wonder, Jackson 5, Lynyrd Skynrd, and Lionel Richie.

I know, you don't have to say it. My taste in music is impeccable.

10:28 AM

Blogger emertron said...

Ha ha ha! That's hilarious! I totally go to The Falcon & monopolize with Stevie & the Jackson 5!!!

11:25 AM

Blogger Sean said...

em, why no drunk dial?

That's no way to get me to visit you in chicago.

I need a drunk dial and picture of sideboob. Then i'm there.

1:22 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Okay, drunkdial can & will happen this upcoming saturday afternoon (fer sher).

What's sideboob?

2:21 PM

Blogger Sean said...

here's an example:

or here..

it's all been made famous from Family Guy, I do believe. But I have been a fan of sideboob since I was in Pampers.

3:47 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Oh dear!

4:04 PM


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