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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Oh dear, get me out of here


I just sat through a Baby Shower lunch at work where the ladies discussed the first time they found their sons' nudey magazines.

They then questioned whether that was normal for a 14 year old boy. One went far enough to say that when her baby gets to that age he 'just won't do that'. It was every fiber of my being not to blurt out, 'That's funny. A friend of mine's dad found her dildos that she'd hidden in the garage while he was staying with her.'

Wonder what would've happened.

14 Comments:

Blogger P. Diggler said...

You mean people masterbate?? And I thought the War on Iraqis was bad.

5:46 PM

 
Blogger nk said...

Who uses magazines anymore?

12:01 AM

 
Blogger The Innominate Blogger said...

dildos?

11:14 AM

 
Blogger Sean said...

What did happen to the girl whose dad found the dildo's? Did he punish her by tapping them on her head?

11:40 AM

 
Blogger Ajax said...

I would be so embarassed if my Dad found my dildos.

12:27 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

nk: apparently one of the girl's sons.

ib: yep, plural.

sean: i dunno. she said her dad just looked at her funny & ashamed-like. i laughed & asked her first, why her father was going through her shit & second, why didn't she take them to her boyfriend's in Madison. daddy's never going to find them there!

1:22 PM

 
Blogger erin said...

what kind of idiot thinks 14 year olds don't masturbate i bet that kid is probably going to have lost his dag virginity by then this is the year twenty oh six after all.

ps. see you at the drunken shopping cart races.

3:08 PM

 
Blogger erin said...

what kind of idiot thinks 14 year olds don't masturbate i bet that kid is probably going to have lost his dag virginity by then this is the year twenty oh six after all.

ps. see you at the drunken shopping cart races.

3:08 PM

 
Blogger screetus said...

hahahaha!
I always offer my guests nudey magazines and dildos. Wine and cheese has been so done to death!

11:47 PM

 
Blogger Captain Bee said...

Drunken shopping cart races?

That sounds like the fucking bomb diggity right there.

Last time I ended up doing those though, I took an unfortunate turn down a hill and bruised my hip something fierce.

7:42 AM

 
Blogger Conti said...

Actually that child is troubled. Why is he jacking off to magazines and not internet porn like everyone else? Someone should talk to him.

12:41 PM

 
Blogger J-Mo said...

"he just won't do that" = Your child has serious problems.

4:53 PM

 
Blogger The Innominate Blogger said...

she'll prolly find dildos under her son's bed

12:51 AM

 
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