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Saturday, April 08, 2006


Woah! What a productive day. Holy crap, I have even surprised myself with how much I've done today. Anyhow, this has spurred me to write up a 'to do' list. I used to make them all the time. Then laziness set in. Read: the last year. So now I've decided to start a new project, gardening. Yeah yeah, how much gardening can you do in an apartment. But with an apartment with a BALCONY I've come up with some creative ideas.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I've decided to reenter retirementlike life, grab a silly straw hat & watering can, bask in growth & finish the Confederacy of Dunces surrounded by blooming lovelies.

But first, I've gotta get my ass in the shower to go out & dance dance dance the night away. Hello Smartbar!!!!!


Blogger Homeperm said...

i hope you had a good time dance dance dancing the night away...

5:51 AM

Blogger P. Diggler said...

I did some urban gardening yesterday, though I have a front yard instead of a balcony, and it was unbelievably fulfilling. I reccomend using your hands instead of graden tools. It makes you feel like a little kid!!

3:54 PM

Blogger nk said...

I hope you are going to grow herbs and spices. Easy and tasty.

10:25 PM

Blogger Marisa said...

Did you happen to catch the show at the metro before you danced the night away? Just wondering as I had to miss it myself.

You're going to love gardening. They even have a special type of tomato that grows well in containers. OR, if you prefer flowers, zinnias grow well just about anywhere -- and they're so beautiful and vibrant!

12:19 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

just for a second there i thought you said you need to clean your ass in the shower, not get it in the shower and i was lmao...sorry...need my reading glasses...old lady that i am.

10:05 AM

Blogger emertron said...

HP: yes. I was sore the next day.

Weldon: I like dirt, too.

NK: Yep. That's one thing on the list.

Marisa: didn't catch Metro action. I'm a flower-growing girl. I have a tomato plant about 2 years ago & it totally produced NO fruit. But it did get to be about 3 feet tall. Her name was Greta. Thanks for the advice!

Mitz: Glad to make you laugh, even if unintentional. I've had reading glasses since I was 11, no shame, no shame.

11:34 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apartment with a balcony = apartment with a barbeque.

4:39 PM

Blogger J-Mo said...

good call bee.

Which also equals apartment with a party.

4:56 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Capn: DING!!!!!

JMO: DING!!!!!!

This summer will be full of grilled meat & veggies, lemonade and beer. Yum!!!!

5:47 PM

Blogger ica said...

grow some peppers! i did last year and reaped many benefits.

10:14 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Jess: I'm allergic to peppers. Thus, they're a no-go for me.

4:08 PM


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