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Monday, May 29, 2006

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Chicago=effing hot. No 2 t's there. Hot like fry a goddamn egg on the sidewalk hot.

I met a new friend yesterday.

2 day weekends are complete bullshit.

Someone called me at 3:58 this morning from a 'no number' telephone. Hope my brother's not in jail.

Will you come to the swimming pool with me?

12 Comments:

Blogger Electronsean said...

let's go pool hopping!

4:42 PM

 
Blogger screetus said...

We also are effing hot up here.

The authorities issued a "heat alert." I don't know what we're supposed to do when that happens. Um... be on the lookout for heat? 'Cause I should think it's frickin' obvious.

7:18 AM

 
Blogger emertron said...

ES: Oooooo!!! Poolhopping! Yeeeeesssssss!!!

Screetus: Yeah, isn't it funny when the television weather people issue 'heat' or 'cold' warnings as if in the winter when it's unbearably cold we would have just whoops gone outside in a bathing suit or decided to run a marathon in this heat. Further question...are people really that dense sometimes or is it a ploy for us to stay inside & watch more news in an effort to boost alread skewed Neilsen ratings?

10:52 AM

 
Blogger Conti said...

I'll go to the swimming pool with you right after I get my back waxed again.

3:39 PM

 
Blogger Homeperm said...

i'm jealous. it is nearly winter here and i am cold. but i want to swim anyway. i'm in.

4:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean we aren't in mortal danger from floods and tornados every time Lost is on?

5:07 PM

 
Blogger Ajax said...

I want to go to the pool with that dude.

5:34 PM

 
Blogger emertron said...

Anon: Have you ever read Laurie Nataro's 'I Love Everybody, and other attrocious lies'? There's a short story in it that is about how her grandmother freaks out while watching a Lifetime, television for women, movie about a hurricane.

Ajax: I can make that happen.

E'erbody: Yaaaayyyy!!!! Pool party!!!

5:38 PM

 
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