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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

But for now we are young let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see

Once upon a time 2 kittens were born on the 19th of January in the year 2006 (Roman Calendar). And some twelve weeks later a young cat lady drove The Bookmobile all the way to Rockford to fetch them and bring them to their new home on the southside of Chicago. But you already know all of this.

As soon as she got them, she knew that their cuteness & sweetness should not be kept to herself but shared with others, as to make people smile & the kittens loved as much as possible. The young cat lady, we'll call her Tron from here on out, began planning a Kittenwarming party (see: just another excuse to make a big dinner & spend the evening with close friends laughing, dancing and drinking). What to make? What to wear? How should the kittens be dressed? In little bowties & cumberbunds?

Spanish cuisine was decided on, as the kittens speak French & the French don't think so highly of the Spanish & the irony (& sillyness) of having a Kittenwarming all together. Well, and Tron had an itching for some paella & manchego & serrano ham with toasted bread & a sangria buzz.

The groceries bought & recipes looked over, people began arriving at 8:30 in the evening and the festivities began. The tapas came out for the guests to nibble on while two kinds of paella were being prepared (veggie & seafood).

It was quite obvious that Henry was quite fond of Melanie.

And Jaycie.

And George began whoring on a random.

And Jesse acted as a jungle gym for George.

And they discovered that Henry likes Manchego, too. (note: Tron was not so happy about Henry eating the residual cheese off of Farrah's hand but figured it was like when parents let their kids get drunk at their high school graduations, you know, special)

And then George got jealous & wanted Farrah's attention, too.

And then there was a kitten pass off.

And it was Henry's bedtime.

And then they heard a scream from the balcony. Seconds later the front door opened and slammed. Within a minute Physics John called to let them know that someone was mugged across the street from the apartment and that he & Kim fled the apartment in an attempt to help the victim and chase down the muggers. 'Please bring wet paper towels.' Tron & Etro hurried downstairs (smelling the distinct odor of natural gas in the foyer, a smell so think it almost made them choke...which HAD NOT come from either of them) to find the scene. The gentleman who was attacked had his wallet stolen & blood coming from his face. The troop (consisting of partygoers and onlookers) consoled the gentleman until the police arrived.

At that point, it was obvious that a gas leak had sprung from one of the apartment complexes on the block, as the stench permeated all over the street. The local gas provider/monopoly informed Etro upon calling that more than a dozen complaints had been filed. People's Energy was already on top of their shit.

After all of the excitement the party raged on for a couple more hours until George indicated that it was way past bedtime & the wonderful Kittenwarming came to an end.


Blogger Homeperm said...

i wish someone i knew would get two kittens then throw a kitten warming. it looks adorable.

5:09 AM

Blogger nk said...

I like your kitchen.
I like your cats.
I like how big they have grown.

9:29 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kittenwarming. The term itself is pretty funny.

10:41 AM

Blogger Conti said...

I'm fond of Melanie myself.

4:00 PM


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