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Thursday, May 04, 2006

The clock strikes upon the hour and my heart begins to fade

You know what happens when you rest for a weekend? The whole next week becomes ridiculously productive whether you want it or not. Yeah. Eff you bedtime, I'm gonna do way more than usual past 10:30. Like laundry, on a Tuesday night. So for the first time in 8 months I hauled clothes & the like over to The Plaza (wha?) to spend entirely too much money on washing machines & dryers. (note: usually laundry goes to my parents' house...hi mommy! wanna pretend like i'm in college again?)

The beauty of the laundromat (if I dare say beauty & laundromat in the same sentence) is as follows...

First, usually there are kids at the laundromat with their parents. And kids are supercute & they smile at you when you wave at them. And the parents (at least at The Plaza) are totally cool with you waving at their kid & smiling back. Which, in turn, makes you melt like butter on a hot surface & the world turns into a much happier place.

Second, you can get an enormous amount of clothing washed & dryed in a small amount of time.

Third, The Plaza's laundromat plays old MJ, Stevie, Whitney & Madonna, among could you NOT be happy listening to that?

Know what else gets done? Potting the plants that have sat for the last week in plastic holderthingies (flats). Woah! And boy oh boy are they ever pretty! The balcony looks like a snapdragon forest now, or maybe a balcony with a bunch of snapdragons on it but whatever.

Phew! All this domestic excitement's pushing towards the well-made bed & make me wonder when I got so much like my moms & aunts.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ain't giving Bush a BJ (no homo).

2:50 AM

Blogger P. Diggler said...

Was this whole post one big sexual innuedo or did I miss the point?

11:24 AM

Blogger emertron said...

Weldon: Uh, think you missed the point that there really was no point other than I'm proud of my insanely productive (at least this week) self. Where'd you get sex from? Title? That's just Whitney Houston lyrics...I Get So Emotional. God, that song is awesome.

11:27 AM

Blogger J-Mo said...

I love Mon - Wed for that. I become so productive for those three sober days. But if it's not done by Wednesday night forget about it.

11:44 AM

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Blogger emertron said...

Correction: Not I Get So Emotional, but really I Wanna Dance with Somebody.

12:48 PM

Blogger nk said...

I like laundromats, too. Weareweird.

7:56 PM

Blogger Spo said...

there could be a roller disco laundromat - you just go round and round in circles getting down to some funky tunes and you grab your washing on the final lap

5:58 AM

Blogger emertron said...

Yes, NK, we are weird. But I don't think that we needed this post to tell us that.

Spo...YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!! As long as I don't have to wear hot pants (eek!!).

1:48 PM

Blogger Homeperm said...

the worst job i have EVER had was at a laundromat. so you'd think that i'd hate the places. but i had the best time in a US laundromat doing arts and crafts while my clothes were being washed then dried. all it needed was some whitney and maybe some rollerskates and it would have been one of the best nights of my life.

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