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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

He's a little man in a cat's body.

Mmmmmmmmm....how nice. For the first time in a few months I had no plans for the weekend and took complete advantage of it. Thankfully, the weather completely cooperated by raining, giving me a damn good excuse to stay in jammie pants, listen to Beth Orton & work from home, kittens voraciously purring on my lap.

Oh kittens.

Yeah, I realize that I've written & talked A LOT about them (Henry & George, just in case you didn't get the pronoun reference) lately. About their cuteness & purriness & furriness & George's whoriness (he's a total attention slut) & Henry's sickness (which made me slightly hysterical) & how sweet they are & their playfulness & how fun they are & how I can hold one in each hand & kiss them & hug them, telling them how great they are & how much I love them. Well, anyway, this obsessiveness must end. Now.

I've become like one of those moms who only talks about her kid. And I've not only annoyed the pants off of most friends, I'm beginning to annoy myself. Eek! Hell, I'm even having a kittenwarming party on Saturday night, which is a thinly veiled excuse to cook Spanish food & show off the kittens.

Ha. You freaking loser. A KITTENWARMING? Seriously, you need to get a hobby or something.

I have hobbies.

Get more. Sheesh!

Yeah. But it's so hard to do anything but play & cuddle with those two little furry balls of wonderfulness during my free time.

Okay, seriously. This is just pitiful. You need to get yourself some lovin' or something because at 26, cuddling with kittens should not be the highlight of your night. You can't keep doing this to yourself or you really will end up as the Cat Lady.

Odeargod. You're right. Okay. Starting now (with the exception of the kittenwarming) no more kitten talk. Well, maybe some kitten talk but only when it's really important. Or when they do something really cute. Or, oh shit, I think some major behavior changes are in order. Crap.

10 Comments:

Blogger nk said...

Pull an Ajax: Kitten photos, but no kitten talk.

2:23 PM

 
Blogger J-Mo said...

Eventually the novelty will wear off......i think.

3:40 PM

 
Blogger Conti said...

Fuck the White Sox and Fuck your White Sox loving cat.

See yaa

4:56 PM

 
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6:13 PM

 
Blogger kermit said...

i think you're only officially classified as a crazy person when you (sober) go into the fancy/silly hat section and take pictures of yourself wearing aforementioned fancy silly hats.

er, not that i'm speaking from experience or anything.

9:14 PM

 
Blogger screetus said...

I like cats because they're miniature predators. They're either hunting or they're practising hunting.

9:54 PM

 
Blogger Homeperm said...

ha ha i have internal monologues like that!

6:38 AM

 
Blogger Conti said...

I was jk-ing about your cats.

4:08 PM

 
Blogger Captain Bee said...

Don't think I don't see that Police Squad VHS hiding under your TV, you silly goose.

10:34 AM

 
Blogger emertron said...

NK: No way Jose, Ajax is a legend.

J-Mo: Sure hope so

Conti: You better have been jk-ing...or else!!!

Kermit: Wanna hang out? Sounds like crazy fun!!

Screetus: Isn't it soooo cute how they pounce?!?!

HP: Internal? I was saying this walking through the store.

Cap'n: You found me out!!

11:24 AM

 

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