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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

In Search of The Rare Blue Lobster

Things to Do in Boston this Weekend

1. Eat 3 Lobsters, 175 Scallops and a whole Boston Cream Pie
2. Attempt 2 Telephone Interviews while trying to find my bags at Logan Airport
3. Find an Apartment
4. Not understand what people are saying
5. Sleep in
6. Talk about wrestling orangatangs with Sam over Cruzcampo
7. Involuntarily watch 5 Red Sox Games
8. Miss George & Henry
9. Dump tea into the Charles River
10. Not know where anything is & ask stupid questions
11. Meet the city I'm moving to in less than a month!


Blogger erin said...

i went to maine last month and i think i ate 317 fried clams. don't forget to eat fried clams. whole ones, not clam strips.

8:41 PM

Anonymous jessica said...


8:48 PM

Blogger jmonster said...

Remember, sometimes you just can't get there from here. Unless "there" is a Dunkin' Donuts. You can always find one of those.

10:35 PM


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