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Sunday, January 03, 2010

How to Waste a Day

#1. Wake up at 11.

#2. Reschedule plans with a friend because of "snow". Seriously? This is Boston...a good four months of the year are covered in snow. Snow is an excuse for not wanting to get out of sweatpants.

#3. Stay in sweatpants.

#4. Walk to the store in real pants (so change) for gatorade (no, couldn't get stuff for lunch or anything...just gatorade because I drank pisco punches last night & would cut off a pinky finger for that lovely sugary sweetness of Red Gatorade).

#5. Call several friends & talk for extended periods of time (let's say an average of an hour at least).

#6. Put all of your clothes away that have been laying on the bed. Well, I guess that is kind of productive. Kind of. While talking to the said above friends. Multitasking? Now I can sleep in the middle of the bed.

#7. Buy The XX disc & listen to it roughly 4 times.

#8. Drink aforementioned Gatorades.

#9. Get back into sweatpants & justify it by New England being dark at 5:30.

#10. Not shower all day's dark out?

#11. Go to bed at 7 p.m. and sleep for 12 hours.

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OpenID pliggot said...

that pic makes me want to have a band called fake moles, and called album "made in china" just so I could use that pic.

your day sounds very relieving.

8:06 PM

Blogger emertron said...

Ha ha ha ha! That would be great. I dare you to do it. (as long as I get credit for the picture)

Yes, the day was very relieving. Although I have about 3 million things to do, sometimes catching up on rest is the best thing. This morning, however, was not so relieving, as my upstairs neighbors woke up at 3:30 & were walking around. Oh well, at least I got in a good 5 hours of solid sleep.

8:55 AM

Blogger Sun Follower said...

I applaud your decision to stay in sweatpants!

5:00 PM

Blogger The Metaphysician said...

I just now realized how much the rubber soul logo looks like a cartoon poop if it's only glanced at quickly...

3:42 AM

Blogger EdwinaHugh said...


5:37 PM

Blogger Sun Follower said...

Yeah...what Edwina said.

3:16 PM

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